a woman who reads…


One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, drops anchor and begins to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,
„Good morning, ma’am. What are you doing?”
„Reading a book,” she replies.
„You’re in a restricted fishing area,” he informs her.
„I’m sorry, Officer, but I’m not fishing, I’m reading.”
„Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.”
„If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,” says the woman.
„But I have not even touched you,” says the game warden.
„That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.”
„Have a nice day, ma’am,” he said, and left.

Moral of this story: Never argue with a woman who reads. It is likely she can also think.


9 răspunsuri to “a woman who reads…”

  1. anapauper Says:

    foto: fofurasfelinas.
    text: venit prin email mai demult.

  2. vlad Says:

    touché.. 🙂

  3. dianette Says:

    Nu se putea mai bine ! 😉

  4. eye-contact Says:

    dai apa la moara feministelor hum??? e frumos asa? nu-i mai bine sa fii misogina?

  5. anapauper Says:

    care apă? care moară? femeia stă la casa ei, măritată, cu tupeul de a ieşi cu barca soţului pe lac. ei-ei-ei…

  6. blogcitatul zilei « Zoiţică, fii bărbată! Says:

    […] de la anapauper   […]

  7. dianette Says:

    …uite asa ma plimb si eu… nici macar nu i-am cerut voie…

  8. anapauper Says:

    yoy ce emancipate sîntem:P moi aussi brambura prin virtual!

  9. dianette Says:

    Oui, oui…Si copiii-mi cer mancare si barbatul sta la soare…
    eu ma plimb cu barca pe lacul virtual din camera mare… 😉

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